I shall give Leah a mission to transvert him over to the right side by slowly substituting his meals and changing his tastes. The day he willingly eats chicken, she shall film it and we shall re-review his request to become a member.



From: Nick
Sent: Thursday, 3 December 2009 8:32 AM
To: Andrea
Subject: Re: FW: chicken revolution


NEVER!!!

As long as he refuses to eat Chicken, he is an ENEMY AND MUST BE PURGED!!!
Allegiance can only be gained through the display of WILLFULLY EATING AND ENJOYING SAID EATING OF CHICKEN!!!
Respect and Admiration mean nothing without the act of consumption!!!

On Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 9:57 AM, Friend, Andrea wrote:

Although this revolution began with the shocking news that someone out there hates chicken... that same person seeks allegiance... is this acceptable?



From: Leah
Sent: Thursday, 3 December 2009 8:24 AM
To: Andrea
Subject:



I have good news



I can add + 3 to your Chicken Alliance



-Myself

-*REMOVED FOR PRIVACY*

-Aaron – he has stated quite clearly that he has that much respect and admiration for chickens that he refuses to eat them :) Plus he calls me his chook… another term of endearment….

Ooh, yeah, they’ll be the ground soldiers of our cause. Some will need more clearance in areas that some general public aren’t authorised to enter into. That should be easy to organise through our lawyers or security.

Your enthusiasm is the heart of this revolution!

I think Americans will be easy... a lot of them are like sheep and will follow any trend. We’ll just have to make sure it doesn’t become just a trend.

Yes, I agree... this flippant plan has become quite intricate. We have many ways to move ahead to our success now.

We need to form a squad of inquisitors... trusted, dedicated, plain clothes members who we can circulate in the general populace... they would need authority in our movement, so they can weed out the unpure...! Their name would be only rumor, again to strike fear into the hearts of our enemy...! ChickInquisitors...!

The British are know for the pompous attitudes and general rudeness and stubbornness...
Having a British insider to provide key knowledge will prove very beneficial...

i think we are getting close to the end of our initial planning stage... We have covered everything I can think of that could possibly stand in our way... We have much work ahead... this is only the beginning...!

I will have to watch who is nearby when I’m forming these messages to you, perhaps somebody saw me.

Okay, scrutinise members. A number of intrusive questions over a period of time as to not rise too much suspicion. General members will still have to be aware that there will be consequences if they should choose to change sides. Well, a lot of government workers and teachers love food so bringing it up in conversation should be a problem at this end.

Okay, good... *REMOVED* sounds dedicated and I trust your recruiting judgement. Information on British ways and common habits will help us turn stubborn British people.

Yes, good idea... a threatening and powerful name. We shall work on that at once.

Yeah, I’m sure once we recruit the larger companies they’ll help us with legal matters.

Perhaps the fire alarm was an attempt to stop us communicating... you need to look out... be suspicious of everyone around you until you are sure they can be trusted... This is not paranoia, this is caution... We are still in a delicate phase of the plan...
I think we need to extensively and intensively screen all our potential associates... Only the high up ones... General members wont have access to sensitive material, and wont require the same scrutiny...
Things like offer to buy them food, and see what they request... while giving them a polygraph and asking them about chicken...

Vicky is one of the most sympathetic to our cause... She is beginning arrangements to relocate and join me at South-HQ...
She is also British, and can devise methods to educate the people on the dangers of Beef... Mad Cow disease can be an unwilling tool of our cause...!

Perhaps a threatening sounding name for security would work more in our favour... People can be afraid of names...
They will need crisp sharp uniforms too... With shining symbols of rank...

Contracts can provide us with security, and a hold over our members... we will need top lawyers to consult over this... Perhaps we can use some of the resources from the larger companies... Im sure Inghams and KFC have sme at their disposal... We can make exceptions for them in the contracts if they provide the lawyers...

Our fire alarm system was just activated, and it turned out to be a false alarm. I hope this is unrelated to our movement. Gladly we didn’t need to leave the building and stand in the rain but descending the stairs in heels down 13 floors would have been punishment enough. We will need to be stealthy and look out for spies and false agents.

Yes, Vicky sounds like a vital asset to this revolution. If my time was more in abundance I would try my hand at designing our symbol. I trust Vicky to be loyal to this cause?

Good thinking with the security. We can call them Tutor O Pollo... that is apparently Spanish for Guardian of Chicken LOL... or we can simply call them security.

Is it necessary to have contracts of loyalty for members and allegiances?

I have a proposal... We need to bring my *REMOVED* into all this...
She is a great artist, and though she hates graphic design, Im sure we can convince her to create our logo for us...
As long as we are loose with the constraints of design, she would be happy...
I know that you could do it, but you are too busy with more important matters!!!

As for security, I know some bouncers that would work well as a personal guard...
We could form our own security company and hire the underground thugs... If asked why, our story would be that we are giving them a chance at a legit life... They would be used to rough situations...

And yes, we do need to be careful... While we may control the media, there will always be rogue factions looking to overturn us...
Street vendors with their crappy little newspapers and the like... Noone ever reads them, but its best to make sure there is no dirt on us in there just in case...