I think we should begin with replacing meats that appear in canned foods, microwavable meals and any sort of processed meat. We could marinate anything that requires darkening and herbs and spices for more gourmet foods. This could be done randomly by assigning brand to agents in a random alphabetic format and then move onto takeaway foods, other than KFC and Red Rooster (there’s also Country Fried Chicken).

We could even contact the big guns at Ingham’s. They’ve already begun advertisements shaming non-chicken-lovers... calling them freaks.

Starving outcasts will work immensely well on obese people, I should think. We could steal some beagles and Labradors and train them up to sniff out the outcasts. That may help us find any undeclared cellars or hidden panic rooms.