Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I shall give Leah a mission to transvert him over to the right side by slowly substituting his meals and changing his tastes. The day he willingly eats chicken, she shall film it and we shall re-review his request to become a member.



From: Nick
Sent: Thursday, 3 December 2009 8:32 AM
To: Andrea
Subject: Re: FW: chicken revolution


NEVER!!!

As long as he refuses to eat Chicken, he is an ENEMY AND MUST BE PURGED!!!
Allegiance can only be gained through the display of WILLFULLY EATING AND ENJOYING SAID EATING OF CHICKEN!!!
Respect and Admiration mean nothing without the act of consumption!!!

On Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 9:57 AM, Friend, Andrea wrote:

Although this revolution began with the shocking news that someone out there hates chicken... that same person seeks allegiance... is this acceptable?



From: Leah
Sent: Thursday, 3 December 2009 8:24 AM
To: Andrea
Subject:



I have good news



I can add + 3 to your Chicken Alliance



-Myself

-*REMOVED FOR PRIVACY*

-Aaron – he has stated quite clearly that he has that much respect and admiration for chickens that he refuses to eat them :) Plus he calls me his chook… another term of endearment….

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