Yes, non-chicken meats can also be reserved for emergency supplies (i.e. in case of cyclone/flood/disaster victims) and homeless people handouts. Oh, grain farmers! I didn’t think of them... they can make alliances and partnerships with chicken farmers.

Free education in cooking chicken for the cooking-virgins or cooking-no-hopers should be supplied to avoid Salmonellosis poisoning... if people get sick, all is lost!

Trashy teen novels, they’d be easy to do especially if they are as popular as Harry Potter and Twilight. We’ll cover all grounds! I’m sure we can have strippers and porn stars make chicken appealing to the devious and jaded. We can supply the prisons and detention centres, they don’t have a lot of choice with food I would imagine so that would be easy.

Music is good... we’ll find aspiring singers/bands in all genres! Yes baby food! And we can hook up Play School/Hi Five/The Wiggles etc with all mighty chicken alliances for the kids off baby food. Ooh subliminal messages... that will be an interesting chapter to explore.