Let us form a strategic plan that makes it look like we are behaving erratically and randomly.. they will think we are mad, and ignore us, and before they know it, we will have claimed victory for all chicken eaters!!!

Or we can start a propaganda campaign, and turn all non-chicken eaters into out casts...
we can herd them into camps, where they are forced to eat chicken or starve to death...!
We would send out death squads to search the outlying villages for refugees hiding in cellars and attics... They would be armed with red rooster and KFC...!

I shall make public announcements and political speechs, and rally the entire country to our cause!!! WE WILL MARCH ON THE WORLD AND CONVERT THEM ALL!!!